New! Goodbye Hunter S. Thompson. Never have we needed you more.
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The people in control of our government have no intention of going anytime soon. This is only the beginning.
The King Speaks

We like Ike. A farewell warning everyone should read.
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Pet advice from a feline point of view.
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"Power always has to be kept in check; power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous."
-William Proxmire
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